Try To Be Serious
Forget it. Try talking about “Dog With Issues” T-shirts and “Tunnel Snuggers” and keep a straight face. Not possible. Sorry. What a silly collection of dog products, nothing about this grouping makes sense. I wonder what I was thinking?
Now For The Good News
The good news is that everything in this silly category of dog products is practical and the Tunnel Snuggers are innovative. Think of them as seatbelts for your tunnel. All you have to do is stake the yellow loops to the ground and buckle the strap around your tunnel. It’s a super safe and super secure tunnel system, assuming that you have some dirt to sink your tent stakes into. Or that you were a girl scout or boy scout and know how to set a tent stake. If you’ve got that going on, then you’re good to go with the Tunnel Snuggers.
Forget The Back Brace
The best thing about the Tunnel Snuggers is the weight you don’t have to carry. If you’ve ever moved a set of sandbags to secure a tunnel you know what I’m talking about. And you’ve probably got the number of a good chiropractor, don’t you?
I can carry a set of Tunnel Snuggers in one hand with room left over for the tent stakes. In the other hand I can carry a twelve pack for me and my friends. Is it 5 o’clock yet? Maybe beer :30?
DWI
Speaking of drinking, it’s almost happy hour so, I’ve got to go. But before I do I want to tell you about the lady who came up with the “Dog With Issues” idea. Her name is Cindy, last name withheld to protect the innocent. Well, not exactly innocent.
Anyway, when I told her I was going to make a T-shirt with her expression, I don’t think she believed me. When they were printed up I gave her one. I asked her if she wanted me to sign it. She politely declined. I wonder why?
Texas Ts
Like I said, it’s happy hour so I have to go, but check out the ‘Lead The Pack’ Texas themed T-shirts as well. And if you want me to sign your shirt, I’ll be happy to do so. Just purchase the shirt on line and drop me an email asking for my autograph, I’ll be happy to oblige.